My wife figured me out!

Tenor CS · 12-08-2008, 04:53 PM

A few weeks ago, my humis were bursting at the seams. So, Jon (KidRock), being the awesome BOTL that he is, bombed me a humidor.

My wife is not entirely happy about this, but accepts it with a resigned smirk.

I told her I wouldn't need 4 small/medium wood humis if she'd just let me get a big (500 ct or larger) cabinet.

Then came some of the wisest words I've ever heard from her:

"It doesn't matter how big a container you'll get, you'll just find a way to fill it!"

Yeah, she's a smart cookie, that's why I married her!

dunng · 12-08-2008, 04:55 PM

Time for a new wife... she learned too quickly!

Tenor CS · 12-08-2008, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dunng

Time for a new wife... she learned too quickly!

Yeah, we haven't even been married two years yet!

But, I wouldn't trade her for anything. I got married pretty old (31) because I wanted to make sure I did it right. I've done well so far. She even came to the Epic Ybor Herf with me. Now that's love!

TripleF · 12-08-2008, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dunng

Time for a new wife... she learned too quickly!

Ohhhh dude, I am laughing so hard.....

dunng · 12-08-2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TripleF

Ohhhh dude, I am laughing so hard.....

Except she would get half your cigars...

12-08-2008, 06:02 PM

Or like the wife I had before she took as hammer to mine and cut the cigars in half. Little did she know that I went into her closet and took a razor blade to her wardrobe making nice little cuts in strategic places.

Whoever said revenge isn't sweet didn't plan it well enough.

DKPRLP · 12-08-2008, 07:55 PM

If my wife only new what was in those 2 big blue totes??

12-08-2008, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DKPRLP

If my wife only new what was in those 2 big blue totes??

LOL I love it.

My wife says.............why don't we ever use THAT cooler for camping

DrDubzz · 12-08-2008, 10:53 PM

my wife already told me I could build a walk in someday

of course, we'll have to be not renting at that point

she's sick of coolers being everywhere

rizzle · 12-09-2008, 02:06 PM

They catch on quick Christian. No doubt.

12-08-2008, 04:53 PM	#1
Tenor CS Feeling Better! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Christian Location: Davenport, FL (near Orlando) Posts: 717 Trading: (2)	My wife figured me out! A few weeks ago, my humis were bursting at the seams. So, Jon (KidRock), being the awesome BOTL that he is, bombed me a humidor. My wife is not entirely happy about this, but accepts it with a resigned smirk. I told her I wouldn't need 4 small/medium wood humis if she'd just let me get a big (500 ct or larger) cabinet. Then came some of the wisest words I've ever heard from her: "It doesn't matter how big a container you'll get, you'll just find a way to fill it!" Yeah, she's a smart cookie, that's why I married her! __________________ When the world itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?

12-08-2008, 04:55 PM	#2
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: My wife figured me out! Time for a new wife... she learned too quickly! __________________ MassHole Banter

12-08-2008, 06:02 PM	#6
Cigary Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My wife figured me out! Or like the wife I had before she took as hammer to mine and cut the cigars in half. Little did she know that I went into her closet and took a razor blade to her wardrobe making nice little cuts in strategic places. Whoever said revenge isn't sweet didn't plan it well enough.

12-08-2008, 07:55 PM	#7
DKPRLP Just love cigars & poker Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Roger Patterson Location: Buffalo Posts: 156 Trading: (13)	Re: My wife figured me out! If my wife only new what was in those 2 big blue totes?? __________________ Just love cigars & poker

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rizzle Order Restored Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: st pete, fl Posts: 2,679 Trading: (23)	Re: My wife figured me out! They catch on quick Christian. No doubt.