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Old 01-25-2011, 10:10 PM   #1
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I did throw a rock at the Veteran in a wheelchair with a sign as I was leaving!
GOOD! I bet his sign said "Homeless Vet! Need Cigar!"
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:15 PM   #2
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GOOD! I bet his sign said "Homeless Vet! Need Cigar!"
I'm pretty sure it did! Tomorrow I think I'll go under the bridge by the river and smoke a cigar and sing, "Nah, na, na, na"
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:19 PM   #3
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I'm pretty sure it did! Tomorrow I think I'll go under the bridge by the river and smoke a cigar and sing, "Nah, na, na, na"
Cool, I'll join you after I leave the VA where I will be throwing Opus X's in the wood chipper just to see "Johnny no arms" cry.
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:32 PM   #4
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Cool, I'll join you after I leave the VA where I will be throwing Opus X's in the wood chipper just to see "Johnny no arms" cry.
I'm pretty sure that old guy greeting people at WalMart was going to ask for a cigar too! We can stop on the way home and pull a knife on him and show him who's boss!
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I'm pretty sure that old guy greeting people at WalMart was going to ask for a cigar too! We can stop on the way home and pull a knife on him and show him who's boss!
oooh, can't. Court order says I have to stay away 300' away from any Walmart entry.
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Old 01-26-2011, 04:46 AM   #7
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oooh, can't. Court order says I have to stay away 300' away from any Walmart entry.
Sounds like the judge owed you a favor!
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I did throw a rock at the Veteran in a wheelchair with a sign as I was leaving!
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GOOD! I bet his sign said "Homeless Vet! Need Cigar!"
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I'm pretty sure it did! Tomorrow I think I'll go under the bridge by the river and smoke a cigar and sing, "Nah, na, na, na"
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Cool, I'll join you after I leave the VA where I will be throwing Opus X's in the wood chipper just to see "Johnny no arms" cry.
this was a highly amusing banter
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this was a highly amusing banter
One of the better exchanges I've read, made me laugh, thanks guys.
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