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(pretty sure, anyways) "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. "
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He Who Dares...WINS!
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So is working at McDonald's, but you don't see anyone tip them, do you? Why not, they're serving you food. But no, society says don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. It's bullsh!t! |
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"Hermaphroditic ****. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame"
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A Cigar = 42
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New 1 : When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home
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"What was the weight of the car when you got it, Irv? 4,839 pounds. You're sure? The manufacturer's spec says it should weight 4,719 pounds. This one's carrying roughly 120 extra pounds somewhere...When it was booked in at Marseilles it weighed the same. 120 pounds overweight. Jimmy has to be right. I ripped everything out except the rocker panels." |
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