Help my friend out, vote!

OMG BOB where have you been!?!??!?!

I stopped getting your child support payments! And I have to google you to find you on here and doing so well!?!?!

PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR BABIES!

I promise I won't ask for anymore money than what you owe me. I just need another lil man like you running around. That's all I want to live for! I know it was sad to have a girl but we can try again!

Also the courts are still telling you to pay me... Why are you running away. I would have taken the high compression KA-T motor in place of money, you know that. Or your fabulous wheels... God those turned me on.