Gotta love Southerners!!

07-06-2011, 03:05 PM

A good ole Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field.
He yells out to him, "What are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin. What does it look like I'm a doing."
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin everybody think we is stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your a$$!"

G G · 07-06-2011, 03:30 PM

yeehaw

Ogre · 07-06-2011, 03:49 PM

That would be funny if it wasnt true!!!!

Apoco · 07-06-2011, 06:02 PM

Yaaay it wasn't about Tennesseans!

thebayratt · 07-06-2011, 08:16 PM

Them must be the lazy rednecks....... because the MS rednecks can swim!

kelmac07 · 07-07-2011, 05:13 AM

Drez · 07-07-2011, 06:27 AM

cmitch · 07-08-2011, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kickerb

A good ole Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field.
He yells out to him, "What are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin. What does it look like I'm a doing."
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin everybody think we is stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your a$$!"

You misspelled 'Florida'.

Starscream · 07-08-2011, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch

You misspelled 'Florida'.

07-06-2011, 03:05 PM	#1
kickerb Guest Posts: n/a	Gotta love Southerners!! A good ole Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here." He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it." His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house. The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "What are you doing?" His brother replies, "I'm fishin. What does it look like I'm a doing." His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin everybody think we is stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your a$$!"

07-06-2011, 03:30 PM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,751 Trading: (10)	Re: Gotta love Southerners!! yeehaw

07-06-2011, 03:49 PM	#3
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Gotta love Southerners!! That would be funny if it wasnt true!!!! __________________

07-06-2011, 06:02 PM	#4
Apoco Nerd with social skills Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Alex Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 1,286 Trading: (37)	Re: Gotta love Southerners!! Yaaay it wasn't about Tennesseans!

07-06-2011, 08:16 PM	#5
thebayratt Still Watching My Ash Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Shawn Location: Mississippi Posts: 1,326 Trading: (11)	Re: Gotta love Southerners!! Them must be the lazy rednecks....... because the MS rednecks can swim!

07-07-2011, 05:13 AM	#6
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Gotta love Southerners!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

07-07-2011, 06:27 AM	#7
Drez The Warden Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Frank Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,768 Trading: (35)	Re: Gotta love Southerners!! __________________ They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!