20 things you don't say to a cop - Page 2

Patrick B · 07-14-2011, 10:31 AM

Can I hold your gun for a minute?

Parshooter · 07-14-2011, 10:58 AM

Something you DO want to say to our favorite resident officer:
Please, help yourself to a couple of bottles of Stoli, it's in the trunk.

icehog3 · 07-14-2011, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Parshooter

Something you DO want to say to our favorite resident officer:
Please, help yourself to a couple of bottles of Stoli, it's in the trunk.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

Blak Smyth · 07-14-2011, 11:26 AM

After I received a speeding ticket from an officer yesterday morning, I waited until he left my window and crumpled the ticket up. Threw it on the passenger seat, then quickly flatened it out again, making a mental note of when to pay it by. Felt like a real rebel for the 5.6 seconds it was crumpled!

Drez · 07-14-2011, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by emopunker2004

9. I pay your salary

You have no clue how many times I've heard that when I working in booking.

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Originally Posted by ggainey

Yeah and most of them Justin were probably on medicaid and get the unearned income credit and haven't paid any income taxes in their whole lives.

+1

mmblz · 07-14-2011, 12:10 PM

"Dude"

Bluetick · 07-14-2011, 12:55 PM

Uhh. I guess you stopped me to ask for a date.. Don't ask and I won't tell..

icehog3 · 07-14-2011, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmblz

"Dude"

replicant_argent · 07-14-2011, 01:54 PM

Police Officer: “Whatcha got in the trunk?”

Driver: “Oh…you don’t want to look in there”

Stoli... it'll burn ya.

Parshooter · 07-14-2011, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mmblz

"Dude"

Skywalker · 07-17-2011, 06:58 PM

08-14-2011, 01:46 AM

"After you write the ticket are you going to go WeeWeeWeeWeeWee all the way home?"

DPD6030 · 08-14-2011, 02:50 AM

Don't tase me bro

Bro, can I get a break,? No, you are not my brother and if you were I'd dis-own you

Can I get a break? Sure it's next to the gas pedal.

Don Fernando · 08-14-2011, 05:51 AM

- Hey Frank, want an acid?

Drez · 08-14-2011, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Don Fernando

- Hey Frank, want an acid?

you would for sure get multiple citations if you said that to me!!!!! ill even tow your car and take you for the ride....................

07-14-2011, 10:31 AM	#21
Patrick B Feeling at Home Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Cincinnati OH Posts: 713 Trading: (6)	Re: 20 things you don't say to a cop Can I hold your gun for a minute?

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07-14-2011, 11:26 AM	#24
Blak Smyth Think Blue! Join Date: Jun 2011 First Name: SD Location: THE WOOD Posts: 8,486 Trading: (52)	Re: 20 things you don't say to a cop After I received a speeding ticket from an officer yesterday morning, I waited until he left my window and crumpled the ticket up. Threw it on the passenger seat, then quickly flatened it out again, making a mental note of when to pay it by. Felt like a real rebel for the 5.6 seconds it was crumpled! __________________ SUPPORT OUR TROOPS

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Bluetick Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Posts: 112 Trading: (0)	Re: 20 things you don't say to a cop Uhh. I guess you stopped me to ask for a date.. Don't ask and I won't tell..

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07-17-2011, 06:58 PM	#31
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08-14-2011, 01:46 AM	#32
Hippiebrian Guest Posts: n/a	Re: 20 things you don't say to a cop "After you write the ticket are you going to go WeeWeeWeeWeeWee all the way home?"

08-14-2011, 02:50 AM	#33
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: 20 things you don't say to a cop Don't tase me bro Bro, can I get a break,? No, you are not my brother and if you were I'd dis-own you Can I get a break? Sure it's next to the gas pedal.

08-14-2011, 05:51 AM	#34
Don Fernando Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ferdinand Location: Singapore Posts: 10,070 Trading: (29)	Re: 20 things you don't say to a cop - Hey Frank, want an acid? __________________ check out my reviews on my blog.