What My Momma Taught Me!!!

kelmac07 · 08-12-2011, 03:59 PM

markem · 08-12-2011, 04:14 PM

All those are familiar plus these

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

My Momma's mustache looked a lot like Jim Croce's now that I think about it.

Skywalker · 08-13-2011, 07:17 AM

My Mom taught me that women have stealth mode and are good detectives!

When you think you're safe to say or do something stupid, they will catch you!

My wife taught me that women can hear through walls! But that's another story!

Barcode · 08-13-2011, 09:03 AM

Don't forget - "This hurts me more than it hurts you." said just before the a$$ whooping

08-14-2011, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Barcode

Don't forget - "This hurts me more than it hurts you." said just before the a$$ whooping

And my Mom taught me that "Well, let me spank you them" is NOT the correct response to that statement!

Ogre · 08-14-2011, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Hippiebrian

And my Mom taught me that "Well, let me spank you them" is NOT the correct response to that statement!

Moose6026 · 08-21-2011, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Hippiebrian

And my Mom taught me that "Well, let me spank you them" is NOT the correct response to that statement!

That's funny right there

08-12-2011, 03:59 PM	#1
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08-12-2011, 04:14 PM	#2
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: What My Momma Taught Me!!! All those are familiar plus these You don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Jim My Momma's mustache looked a lot like Jim Croce's now that I think about it. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

08-13-2011, 07:17 AM	#3
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08-13-2011, 09:03 AM	#4
Barcode Adjusting to the Life Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Tom Location: Everett, WA Posts: 477 Trading: (16)	Re: What My Momma Taught Me!!! Don't forget - "This hurts me more than it hurts you." said just before the a$$ whooping