911 to the rescue

DPD6030 · 08-25-2011, 08:54 AM

Some good ones there...

Now some I've been called to...

Guy called 911 to file a larceny report because...sometime stole his poop. He apparently collects it in the toilet for days.

Another called 911 to file a report that his $20 was stolen and he didn't get anything in return. I told him call it a loss since you were trying to buy crack. Walk away or go to jail...he chose the first option.

Quite a few call 911 to file complaints and yet the caller has warrants. They sure get pissed when they get hauled away. Here's your sign dumbasses...don't call the police when you know you have warrants!

08-25-2011, 08:54 AM	#1
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: 911 to the rescue Some good ones there... Now some I've been called to... Guy called 911 to file a larceny report because...sometime stole his poop. He apparently collects it in the toilet for days. Another called 911 to file a report that his $20 was stolen and he didn't get anything in return. I told him call it a loss since you were trying to buy crack. Walk away or go to jail...he chose the first option. Quite a few call 911 to file complaints and yet the caller has warrants. They sure get pissed when they get hauled away. Here's your sign dumbasses...don't call the police when you know you have warrants!