The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer...

md4958 · 12-30-2008, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]

i... cant...even...catch.....my...... breath!!!

elderboy02 · 12-30-2008, 10:59 PM

Sorry to hear this Darrell

I would hate having to be the designated pe**er checker.

Whee · 12-30-2008, 11:04 PM

Dude, that's....just...brutal....

12-30-2008, 10:59 PM	#2
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,521 Trading: (133)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Sorry to hear this Darrell I would hate having to be the designated pe**er checker.

12-30-2008, 11:04 PM	#3
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,593 Trading: (17)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Dude, that's....just...brutal.... __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary