Well my wife uttered those fatal words

I hate to say this...but time to hide the purchases/stock.

[macsauce13]

Originally Posted by Lonely Raven

I hate to say this...but time to hide the purchases/stock.

This is a bad idea.

[CigarSquid]

Originally Posted by macsauce13

This is a bad idea.

I read this.. and thought... Humm.. Lets see his post when she 'finds' the purchase.. If he can make a post after that.

[Ashcan Bill]

I'm fortunate.

My wife has similar issues with purses and shoes.

Originally Posted by garryyjr

I read this.. and thought... Humm.. Lets see his post when she 'finds' the purchase.. If he can make a post after that.

If you only knew the stuff I get away with. But then, she's bad about online purchases as well, and I've been buying her stuff all the time.

But she truly has no idea how much "stuff" I have.

[irratebass]

Originally Posted by Lonely Raven

I hate to say this...but time to hide the purchases/stock.

I thought about this, but decided against it, then the new cutter arrived and she was gone, so I opened it up checked it out and put the receipt with my flat rate boxes (in case I need to send it back) and put it with my stash.

Originally Posted by neoflex

The key is too mask the true amount of what you purchase so it does not look as bad as it really is and although it sounds dishonest it keeps the comments and the bickering down to a minimum. You have to eliminate as much of the paper trail as possible. Way to do this is do more splits with guys so you can send funds via PooPal or Money Order.

This I would like to do, but no one I know out of here smokes...well my co-worker...hmmm will have to think about this.

Originally Posted by Skywalker

It also helps if you attribute packages to Bombs!!! Just say, "Those guys!!!" when a package arrives!

This I have thought of

Originally Posted by shilala

I don't get any gaff whatsoever.
This reminds me of a McDonald's commercial that's been on football. The woman says "Margie's boyfriend says Sunday is only for watching football? What do you think?"
Then the little guy thinks and shivers and pees a little and says "He's a jerk."
That's sad. Very sad. On about a thousand nutless levels.
Granted, Liberty works both ways. My actions can't deny the Liberty of my wife and children.
I married well. My wife watches football with me constantly and makes sure our schedule works around it.
While I was typing she spun around and asked when I wanted to go to Florida to go diving.
I rest my case.

I HATE that frickin commercial

Thanks for the support guys....all will be ok, just needed some sympathy I guess.

[neoflex]

Originally Posted by irratebass

This I would like to do, but no one I know out of here smokes...well my co-worker...hmmm will have to think about this.

Do splits with fellow Asylum members and just claim the packages to be bombs or have them sent to work.

[CigarSquid]

Originally Posted by neoflex

Do splits with fellow Asylum members and just claim the packages to be bombs or have them sent to work.

Why didn't I think of having them sent to work. Brilliant!