Kids think fast

Steve · 01-11-2012, 08:01 AM

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead - Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Where would we be today if no one had ever been curious?"
JOHN: In the garden of Eden?
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!

kelmac07 · 01-11-2012, 08:58 AM

01-11-2012, 09:12 AM

Man, We keep telling our kids not to get smart with us but we just keep on sending them to school. I thought the definition of insanity was doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result.

01-11-2012, 09:27 AM

Ogre · 01-11-2012, 11:51 AM

kugie · 01-11-2012, 12:03 PM

Yesterday at the Doctors

Doctor: (to My son): Lay down so I can look at your stomach.
My son: Yay! Everyone loves to have their belly rubbed.

True Story

irratebass · 01-11-2012, 12:05 PM

Go George and Willie

01-11-2012, 08:01 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Kids think fast TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead - Go Slow." _____________ TEACHER: Where would we be today if no one had ever been curious?" JOHN: In the garden of Eden? _____________ TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! _____________ TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! _____________ TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O! ______________ TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! ______________ TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-11-2012, 08:58 AM	#2
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01-11-2012, 09:12 AM	#3
Dr Voss Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Kids think fast Man, We keep telling our kids not to get smart with us but we just keep on sending them to school. I thought the definition of insanity was doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result.

01-11-2012, 09:27 AM	#4
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01-11-2012, 11:51 AM	#5
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01-11-2012, 12:03 PM	#6
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: Kids think fast Yesterday at the Doctors Doctor: (to My son): Lay down so I can look at your stomach. My son: Yay! Everyone loves to have their belly rubbed. True Story __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman

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irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: Kids think fast Go George and Willie __________________