The complete guide to shop tools

01-07-2009, 09:21 PM

OMFG this is the funniest thing I have read in years. I literally have tears rolling down my cheeks.

This one is a keeper.

M1903A1 · 01-07-2009, 09:25 PM

WIRE WHEEL:
Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench
with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses
from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh sh -- '

Also sharpens the edges of flat-head screws just enough not to be noticed until you look at your fingers hours later and wonder "how the hell did that happen"!!

(Ask me how I know!!!)

01-07-2009, 09:21 PM	#1
SilverFox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The complete guide to shop tools OMFG this is the funniest thing I have read in years. I literally have tears rolling down my cheeks. This one is a keeper.

01-07-2009, 09:25 PM	#2
M1903A1 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 1060 W. Addison Posts: 1,573 Trading: (4)	Re: The complete guide to shop tools WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh sh -- ' Also sharpens the edges of flat-head screws just enough not to be noticed until you look at your fingers hours later and wonder "how the hell did that happen"!! (Ask me how I know!!!) __________________ "It's the cigars that bring us together, but it's the people that cause us to stay."