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Old 03-02-2012, 08:11 AM   #21
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Can you get those with suppressors? I'm stuck in Knoxville today, with only three semi-autos (two .380's and a .25), but all my peelers are 200 miles away in Sville!

As for the joke, I get the humor, not insulted. However, if they expect traffic circles to work at most places over here, they need to be the first to test them out! Can we say 100 car pile-ups!!! Can we have some of that stuff, but leave most of that stuff they call music over there?
We have them around Boston and the rest of New England. They work pretty well as long as everybody knows what they're doing.
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Old 03-02-2012, 08:15 AM   #23
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We have them around Boston and the rest of New England. They work pretty well as long as everybody knows what they're doing.
I was thinking more in the south. I don't know that they would work too well with our tractors!!
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Old 03-02-2012, 08:24 AM   #24
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All my responses in red should be taken with the same seriousness I posted them.
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Old 03-02-2012, 08:27 AM   #25
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I was thinking more in the south. I don't know that they would work too well with our tractors!!
They work well enough with ours.
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Old 03-02-2012, 08:34 AM   #26
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To the citizens of Great Britain including Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

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That whole World War II thing. You're welcome.



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Old 03-02-2012, 08:37 AM   #27
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Old 03-02-2012, 10:49 AM   #28
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Makes me think of Monty Python, typical English "humour"
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Old 03-02-2012, 10:52 AM   #29
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:06 AM   #30
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Does this mean we can finally import CC's again?
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:22 AM   #32
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Makes me think of Monty Python, typical English "humour"
Monty Python was actually funny though.
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:26 AM   #33
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:33 AM   #34
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Is that English?
Not the Queen's English; more like her scullery maid's English.
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Old 03-02-2012, 12:49 PM   #36
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To the citizens of Great Britain including Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

Dear Sir/Madam,

That whole World War II thing. You're welcome.



Sincerely,

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PS: Go get your shinebox.
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Old 03-02-2012, 12:51 PM   #37
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:21 PM   #38
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I got a good laugh out of this. Thanks.
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:26 PM   #39
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One word, Dentist. Start visiting them for crying out loud.
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This is bullshit, I'm calling my lawyer
Correction, solicitor.

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