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Møøse bites can be nasty
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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.
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Green Bastard
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The Golf Channel mentioned his birthday today and said that a hole-in-one on a par 5 is called a Chuck Norris.
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