Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!

Hippi3Slay3r · 03-10-2012, 12:10 PM

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a Cobra! After 3 days of excruciating pain the cobra died.

cobra03 · 03-10-2012, 12:25 PM

After a night of partying Chuck Norris doesnt throw up. He throws down.

shark · 03-10-2012, 01:38 PM

Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

The Boogie Man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits...

03-10-2012, 12:10 PM	#1
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03-10-2012, 12:25 PM	#2
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03-10-2012, 01:38 PM	#3
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