Help a BOTL in Seattle, Washington?

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Originally Posted by Stinky

Me? I'm fine, thank you.

Just got off the phone with a crazy old woman in Seattle, Washington. She bought a Stinky Cigar Floor Ashtray for her son 'many months ago' and cannot figure out how to put the bowl & handle back together! It was the most pathetic phone call I've had in MONTHS! She explained that her son cannot figure it out either! "He's just not very handy that way." She cannot take a photo or send by e-mail. (get the picture? . . . helpless in Seattle! ) Anyone in the Seattle area wanna help her out?

where in Seattle is she? Maybe I can recomend a place that can help her. I am south of Seattle myself.
Garry