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Still Watching My Back
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ON MY FACE!!
![]() I was walking my dog smoking the last 3" of my cigar when it went out. I went to relight it and like an idiot I was facing into a slight breeze ![]() Needless to say, my upper lip, nose, eyelashes, and eybrows are a little less hairy now ![]() Oh, and my nose is a little sore too
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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I hate to admit it, but I've been there...
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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Feeling at Home
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no picture no believe
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Haberdasher
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Ouch!
The other way to get burned - in the good ol' cigarette smoking days, I always cupped my hand around my Bic to light my smokes. 20 years later and it's still a habit. All I have now are torches. Cup your hand around one of those and things heat up quickly. I warn someone at least monthly about cupping their hands when I hand them my lighter.
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WOOOHOOO
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![]() JK, that sucks brother. I hope it all grows back the same color. |
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I am behind you. SHHHHH
Join Date: Dec 2011
First Name: Cory
Location: Under a Bridge, trying to find the troll who stole my soul.
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I have never done that bit two nights ago I was drinking and almost put my cigar out (as in completely) on my leg. Oh by the way I was wearing shorts.
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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Will ninja for beer
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