Official SEC Football Thread 2012

OLS · 10-26-2012, 11:26 AM

Quick long story....

I was filming a documentary in Mississippi at a bluegrass festival. There was NO ALCOHOL ALLOWED.
But of course I was a college kid, and while filming a few segments before the festival, the mayor assured
me that if I kept the ice chest in my tent and filled soft drink cups from MickeyDs with the beer, no one
would ever care or find out.

Flash forward a few days to the festival, We have an ice chest full of beer in the tent,
our beers in cups, etc. But of course, I had to Honey Badger it all up. I took the speakers
out of my car and put them on the roof and cranked up my tunes, because I wanted to attract
chicks to my beer collection and have sex with them in my tent. But of course, the cops came through
the campground, and drawn in by my awesome tuneage like a moth to a beer, proceeded to bust up our
little three-man party, take our beer away and give it to the firehouse. My weak protestations of "but
the mayor told us we would be FINE" were ignored by the police and my grand, alcoholic plan was dashed,
despite me having enough actual common sense to know better than what it seemed from the outside that I did.

DO NOT PARTY ILLEGALLY while at the same time drawing attention to yourself.

Thank you.

rizzle · 10-26-2012, 02:09 PM

Accepted.

But I didn't know that was you I had my junk on at Krystal. My bad. I apologize.

icehog3 · 10-27-2012, 12:26 AM

10-26-2012, 11:26 AM	#1
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2012 Quick long story.... I was filming a documentary in Mississippi at a bluegrass festival. There was NO ALCOHOL ALLOWED. But of course I was a college kid, and while filming a few segments before the festival, the mayor assured me that if I kept the ice chest in my tent and filled soft drink cups from MickeyDs with the beer, no one would ever care or find out. Flash forward a few days to the festival, We have an ice chest full of beer in the tent, our beers in cups, etc. But of course, I had to Honey Badger it all up. I took the speakers out of my car and put them on the roof and cranked up my tunes, because I wanted to attract chicks to my beer collection and have sex with them in my tent. But of course, the cops came through the campground, and drawn in by my awesome tuneage like a moth to a beer, proceeded to bust up our little three-man party, take our beer away and give it to the firehouse. My weak protestations of "but the mayor told us we would be FINE" were ignored by the police and my grand, alcoholic plan was dashed, despite me having enough actual common sense to know better than what it seemed from the outside that I did. DO NOT PARTY ILLEGALLY while at the same time drawing attention to yourself. Thank you.

10-26-2012, 02:09 PM	#2
rizzle Order Restored Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: st pete, fl Posts: 2,679 Trading: (23)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2012 Accepted. But I didn't know that was you I had my junk on at Krystal. My bad. I apologize.

10-27-2012, 12:26 AM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,261 Trading: (60)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2012 __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!