Masculine Family Cars

[RBOrrell]

Originally Posted by massphatness

The Mazda5? The Mazda5?

I own a Mazda5, and let me tell you -- masucline it ain't.

I derisively refer to it as the Gay Mobile because it is possibly the most emasculating vehicle on the road today.

I tell my kids you have to be super-tough to drive such a wimpy ride. My fourteen year old daughter, however, now refers to me as "negative tough".

I have a Mazda 5 too. My kids refer to it as the "Loser Cruiser". Luckily the wife drives it most of the time.