...and that's how the fight started

Genetic Defect · 01-23-2009, 05:39 PM

01-23-2009, 05:44 PM

My wife walked into the living room in her new outfit.

She asked me ""Does this make my ass look fat?"

I said "Not as bad as that outfit you had on yesterday"....

And then the fight started.......

01-23-2009, 06:07 PM

"Does this make my ass look fat?"

No. The fact you are fat makes your ass look fat...

And then the fight started.......

smokin5 · 01-23-2009, 07:06 PM

True story:

My dear mate once walked out in her new outfit & asked me,
"Does this make me look fatter?"

Before I could stop myself, I replied,
"Fatter than what?"

.....and that's when the fight started.

CBI_2 · 01-23-2009, 07:35 PM

All Funny stuff.

01-23-2009, 05:39 PM	#1
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,204 Trading: (5)	Re: ...and that's how the fight started __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone

01-23-2009, 05:44 PM	#2
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: ...and that's how the fight started My wife walked into the living room in her new outfit. She asked me ""Does this make my ass look fat?" I said "Not as bad as that outfit you had on yesterday".... And then the fight started.......

01-23-2009, 06:07 PM	#3
kayaker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: ...and that's how the fight started "Does this make my ass look fat?" No. The fact you are fat makes your ass look fat... And then the fight started.......

01-23-2009, 07:06 PM	#4
smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Re: ...and that's how the fight started True story: My dear mate once walked out in her new outfit & asked me, "Does this make me look fatter?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "Fatter than what?" .....and that's when the fight started. __________________ Pobody's Nerfect. Last edited by smokin5; 01-23-2009 at 07:06 PM. Reason: cranial spellcheck malfunction

01-23-2009, 07:35 PM	#5
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: ...and that's how the fight started All Funny stuff. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff