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			 Life's too short Swishers 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			This cold weather is getting the best of me. A week of hovering around 10, supposed to be -2 tonight. I used my pipe for a while, but now it's getting too cold for even that.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	I just want a dang cigar! Might try and hit up a cigar bar when I'm home for the holidays.  | 
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			Come to Chicago when I have a night off from work and hockey and we'll fire a couple up in my smoking basement.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I have a smoking room too Tom. It's called the ENTIRE state of Florida!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			Join Date: Apr 2011 
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	It might taste crummy, but at least it's huge.  | 
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			It warmed up to -2 yesterday up here in northern MN.  It's a heat wave today.  Temps are above 0 now.  Which is nice, because I was getting rather tired of -17 during the day.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Admiral Douchebag 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			Two inches of snow tonight, three more tomorrow, a little more the day after, and freezing rain on Friday.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			![]() Anybody want to adopt an inmate for the winter? 
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			 Life's too short Swishers 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			Icehog, I'm in Lakeview, right buy Wrigley, so I'm already here. Leaving for Michigan Wednesday, hoping to leave the cold there when I come back to the city. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	And all you Florida boys can keep your mouth shut.  | 
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			 Admiral Douchebag 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			OK, change that to "when you get to the 'burbs for an evening, Flynn".  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			 Admiral Douchebag 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			Local ordinance prejudiced against funny looking heads?  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			 Admiral Douchebag 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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