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Will herf for food
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"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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“Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain |
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Life is for living
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It's been a week; I think you stumped the crowd.
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Resident Maduro Whore!!
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Is this Qui-Gon Jinn from Star Wars "The Phanton Menace"? Can't believe "Dice" didn't answer this one.
If so, "You fumble the football and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts...and then you will run a mile."
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Bunion
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"Oh you are so full of crap. Your five foot nothin', a hundred and nothin' and hardly have a spec of athletic ability and you hung in with the best college football team in the land for two years, and you were also going to walk out of here with a degree from the University of Norte Dame in this life time you don't have to prove nothing to nobody except yourself and after what you gone through if you haven't done that by now, it aint gonna never happen, now go on back."
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I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx |
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