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Will herf for food
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Thanks for the PM. My quote is:
"36, does that include me? 37. 37? I'm 37?"
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“Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Clerks.
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark! ![]() |
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Life is for living
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Fight Club
"But I shoot with THIS hand."
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A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone |
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Splitter of Hairs
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The good, the bad and the ugly.
"Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing."
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Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig. |
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