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Splitter of Hairs
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Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig. |
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Will herf for food
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“Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain |
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Splitter of Hairs
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Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig. |
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Life is for living
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A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone |
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Will herf for food
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“Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain |
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