Wife asks, 'Why don't you open a cigar shop?'

[RWhisenand]

Originally Posted by cmitch

IF I was opening a cigar shop, it would be a men's shop. I'd sell cigars and pipe tobacco, pipes, lighters, etc. Then, I'd have a full line of shaving supplies: Razors, replacement blades, soaps, aftershave, etc. An electric razor would be banned and requests for them would result in the requestant being assaulted and battered by a short, fat man with a vowel at the end of his last name.

I guess I don't get this, though this sentiment has been brought up before on other threads. I picture a Wal-Mart shaving isle with a walk in humidore.