Charm School

RUNYYFan · 09-22-2014, 09:13 AM

Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion.

The first woman said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me."

The second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice."

The first woman continued "When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive."

Again, the second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice."

The first woman boasted "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."

Yet again, the second woman commented "Well, isn't that nice."

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

The second woman replied "My husband sent me to charm school."

"Charm school!" the first woman cried "land sakes, child, what on Earth for?"

The second woman responded, "So that instead of saying 'who cares?', I learned to say 'Well, isn't that nice.'"

- from The Good Clean Funnies List

Porch Dweller · 09-22-2014, 11:05 AM

dave · 09-22-2014, 11:12 AM

I want the version from the 'Good, but not so clean, Funnies List"

STEVE S · 09-23-2014, 10:03 AM

09-22-2014, 09:13 AM	#1
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Charm School Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The first woman said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me." The second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice." The first woman continued "When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive." Again, the second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice." The first woman boasted "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the second woman commented "Well, isn't that nice." The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?" The second woman replied "My husband sent me to charm school." "Charm school!" the first woman cried "land sakes, child, what on Earth for?" The second woman responded, "So that instead of saying 'who cares?', I learned to say 'Well, isn't that nice.'" - from The Good Clean Funnies List __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

09-22-2014, 11:05 AM	#2
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,879 Trading: (24)	Re: Charm School __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

09-22-2014, 11:12 AM	#3
dave Have My Own Room Join Date: May 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Northern VA Posts: 1,180 Trading: (15)	Re: Charm School I want the version from the 'Good, but not so clean, Funnies List" __________________ I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it. Thomas Jefferson

09-23-2014, 10:03 AM	#4
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: Charm School __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!