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GO VOLS!
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![]() Blazing Saddles. Side note, Slim Pickens might be the best name ever. Actor 1: "Hey Blinkin." Actor 2: "Did you say 'Abe Lincoln'?" Actor 1: "No, I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln', I said 'Hey Blinkin.' Hold the reins, man." |
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Møøse bites can be nasty
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1. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar. 2: Ha, ha, ha. I wouldn't know. I don't have any. 1: No children? 2: No elephant books.
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Article 4 Free Inhabitant
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First Name: The Other Adam
Location: Satellite Beach
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Fletch: One B. B-A-B-A-R. Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's two. Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant. Fletch Quote:
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Yes I am a Pirate
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This is the current quote to be guessed.
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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Life is for living
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"This, this one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, 'Danny you're a young man, don't do it!'"
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Have My Own Room
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~new one~ "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
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"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman |
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Crazy K
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Dirty Dancing!!
1. Don't throw me down Clark! 2. I'll try not to Aunt Bethany
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It's a Good Day to Smoke a Cigar!!! |
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