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The Avengers. Had to pause the movie the first time I saw that because the wife and I were laughing so hard.
Man 1: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound. Man 2: Are my methods unsound? Man 1: I don't see any method at all, sir.
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"I was hiding under your porch because I love you."
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I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx |
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Cigar Smokin' Patriot
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Dr. Strangelove!
"How the hell do I know? He's got no goddamn HEAD!!!"
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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds |
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"Sanitation? I told you to tell 'em that you was in a sanitarium, not sanitation... sanitarium!"
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Admiral Douchebag
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"Don't condescend me, man. I'll f*ckin' kill ya, man."
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
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"You're ghostin' us, motherf---er. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?"
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