Thoughts

hotreds · 07-29-2015, 02:13 PM

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.

My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 195 lbs. I've gained.

I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks, "Who does something like that?!?"

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?

Four-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jeff Gordon announced that this will be his final season of racing. You could tell it was time for him to retire during his last race when he had his blinker on the whole time.

The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the **** storm that's coming.

Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' .....If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday... your life sucks!

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not all this, "how did you get in my house" business!

The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going to get me something.

On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. ...This is upsetting news to me............ I had no idea I was Japanese.

I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."

I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their nose?

When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally hear a women say "Oh my God, it's huge!"

Porch Dweller · 07-29-2015, 02:18 PM

dijit · 07-29-2015, 02:19 PM

Hey I just stole and posted this same post this morning from another blog!

CigarNut · 07-29-2015, 02:24 PM

07-29-2015, 02:13 PM	#1
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,660 Trading: (63)	Thoughts The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient. My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me. My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 195 lbs. I've gained. I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks, "Who does something like that?!?" I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..? Four-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jeff Gordon announced that this will be his final season of racing. You could tell it was time for him to retire during his last race when he had his blinker on the whole time. The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the **** storm that's coming. Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' .....If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday... your life sucks! If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not all this, "how did you get in my house" business! The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going to get me something. On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. ...This is upsetting news to me............ I had no idea I was Japanese. I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor." I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos. What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their nose? When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally hear a women say "Oh my God, it's huge!" __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

07-29-2015, 02:18 PM	#2
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,219 Trading: (24)	Re: Thoughts __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

07-29-2015, 02:19 PM	#3
dijit Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Mike Location: Brownsburg, Indiana Posts: 2,186 Trading: (48)	Re: Thoughts Hey I just stole and posted this same post this morning from another blog! __________________ Sporting goods raffle for a great cause. PM me for tickets.

07-29-2015, 02:24 PM	#4
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