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			 Uncle Kitty 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			The nambla scums had their national headquarters in the town my parents lived in. A real source of civic pride. People thought it was funny to ask if I was a member. There's nothing funny about a group who's motto is "sex by eight or it's too late". Idiots.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	"You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.  | 
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