The Accident

Steve · 05-26-2021, 07:40 AM

A snail was involved in an accident that resulted in his shell being torn completely off.

Hearing about the accident, one of his friends rushed over (as much as a snail can rush) to his friend's house.

"I heard about your accident!" he exclaimed, and then asked, "How are you feeling?"

The recovering snail answered, "Sluggish."

Ba-Da-Bing

icehog3 · 05-26-2021, 07:45 AM

05-26-2021, 07:40 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	The Accident A snail was involved in an accident that resulted in his shell being torn completely off. Hearing about the accident, one of his friends rushed over (as much as a snail can rush) to his friend's house. "I heard about your accident!" he exclaimed, and then asked, "How are you feeling?" The recovering snail answered, "Sluggish." Ba-Da-Bing __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

05-26-2021, 07:45 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,276 Trading: (60)	Re: The Accident __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!