The Longest Joke in the World

Originally Posted by Chompers

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol.

Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.

I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.

[Gophernut]

Originally Posted by Ubergopher

I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.

Let me know before you go, I'll drive.

Originally Posted by Ubergopher

I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.

I'll bring the beer.




Some of the train of thought parts vaguely remind me of Stephen King novel for some reason.... and just because it's the longest joke, there is no guarantee that it is even a good joke.

Yes, shortest joke is a bit funnier.