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Old 05-08-2024, 04:50 PM   #561
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Ba-dee-ya, say, do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya, dancin' in September
Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day
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Old 05-08-2024, 04:54 PM   #562
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I hate you, Ron. In the nicest of ways, tho.

Had to start up this earworm to get rid of yours.

Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played 'em all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball





Did you see that film "Tommy", Mark, with Elton John as the pinball wizard wearing those 8 foot tall Doc Martin boots?
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Old 06-07-2024, 10:25 AM   #563
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There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
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Old 06-07-2024, 01:41 PM   #564
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Why drink the water from my hand
Contagious as you think I am?
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Old 06-26-2025, 09:49 AM   #565
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This is my fight song (hey)
Take back my life song (hey)
Prove I'm alright song (hey, ha)
My power's turned on (hey)
Starting right now, I'll be strong (hey)
I'll play my fight song (hey)
And I don't really care if nobody else believes (ha)
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me


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Old 06-26-2025, 11:47 AM   #566
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I met my old lover on the street last night
She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled
And we talked about some old times, and we drank ourselves some beers
Still crazy after all these years
Oh, still crazy after all these years
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Old 06-27-2025, 03:17 PM   #567
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Aw, I've got friends in crawl spaces
I've got arms and legs and a few faces
Stashed all around
In different parts of town.

Well I met 'em in bars on a friendly basis
Now I got 'em in jars and flower vases.

I've got friends . . . in crawl spaces
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Old 06-27-2025, 03:19 PM   #568
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Aw, I've got friends in crawl spaces
I've got arms and legs and a few faces
Stashed all around
In different parts of town.

Well I met 'em in bars on a friendly basis
Now I got 'em in jars and flower vases.

I've got friends . . . in crawl spaces
Sounds like John Wayne.



Gacy, that is.
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Old 07-02-2025, 03:04 PM   #569
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Sounds like John Wayne.



Gacy, that is.
Ding, Ding, Ding ! ! ! We have a winner ! ! !

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Old 07-04-2025, 10:27 AM   #570
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So there I was, for some strange reason, trying to remember the words to I Am A Modern Major General, when this little beauty snuck in and took up residence. It's driving me crazy, so I thought that I would share.

For up from the ashes, up from the ashes, grow the roses of success!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses of success!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOyIJVUaoeg
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So there I was, for some strange reason, trying to remember the words to I Am A Modern Major General, when this little beauty snuck in and took up residence. It's driving me crazy, so I thought that I would share.

For up from the ashes, up from the ashes, grow the roses of success!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses of success!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOyIJVUaoeg
Must.....not....click.....link.......
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Livin' fast and dying young like a endless poetry
My motor-psycho nightmare freak out inside of me
My soul salvation liberation on the drive
The power of the blaster move me faster
1965 yeah
Five yeah
Demon-warp is coming alive
In 1965, five, five
Gimme that, gimme that now, now, now
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Livin' fast and dying young like a endless poetry
My motor-psycho nightmare freak out inside of me
My soul salvation liberation on the drive
The power of the blaster move me faster
1965 yeah
Five yeah
Demon-warp is coming alive
In 1965, five, five
Gimme that, gimme that now, now, now
I've always wondered just how high R.Z. was when writing a lot of his lyrics.
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I probably shouldn’t admit to this but, I was searching around for something to watch on the tube and ended up with the Outlander series. Now, I can’t get that damn theme song out of my head. I believe it’s actually an old Scottish folk song called Skye Boat Song.

Maybe if I blast the Grateful Dead channel for a few days, it’ll cleanse my mind…
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Maybe if I blast the Grateful Dead channel for a few days, it’ll cleanse my mind…
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Since you poured the wine for me
And tightened up my shoes
I hate to leave you sitting there
Composing lonesome blues
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Check out this version of Deal. I was on the floor with friends and we all agreed it was the most amazing version.

https://archive.org/details/deadco20....GuestFlat6453
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All the wants you waste
All the things you've chased
And it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger, but there's no one around
Just want one thing, just to play the king
But the castle crumbled and you're left with just a name
Where's your crown, King Nothing?
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Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
But he moved a million hearts in mono


Our mothers cried
Sang along
Who'd blame them


You've grown,
so grown
Now I must say more than ever
Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye
And we can sing just like our fathers




Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear what he means
At this moment you mean everything
You in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty


Oh, come on Eileen


(Come On Eileen)
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Check out this version of Deal. I was on the floor with friends and we all agreed it was the most amazing version.

https://archive.org/details/deadco20....GuestFlat6453
I've heard a couple good takes. Definitely a good jam.
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