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Old 09-30-2025, 09:07 AM   #6021
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Old 09-30-2025, 08:51 PM   #6022
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getting pee pees smacked

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As a military retiree that served almost 25 years, I may or may not have been sporting some wood seeing some of them getting called out. It's about friggin' time, and that's all I'll say...
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Old 10-01-2025, 09:42 AM   #6024
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One of the things that was put out there was everyone from 4 star generals to privates will have to pass a PT test twice a year.
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Old 10-01-2025, 11:19 AM   #6025
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One of the things that was put out there was everyone from 4 star generals to privates will have to pass a PT test twice a year.
They should make cops and firemen do that as well.....
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Old 10-01-2025, 12:33 PM   #6026
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They should make cops and firemen do that as well.....
You can't make them if they can't do it.
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Old 10-01-2025, 03:26 PM   #6027
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You can't make them if they can't do it.
Then they need to become Walmart greeters.
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Old 10-01-2025, 04:08 PM   #6028
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Funny I've heard that line before Tom!

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Old 10-01-2025, 06:59 PM   #6031
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Old 10-03-2025, 03:56 AM   #6032
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Unhappy soon to be unemployed Ford worker pit this out on the Ford network yesterday. The guy is Jim Farley, the Ford CEO

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That's hilarious! Unfortunately for them, HR at any potential new employer will find this on a quick search and do a hard pass. I hope it was worth it!
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