Is this even safe?

replicant_argent · 10-20-2008, 03:38 PM

The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.

Old Sailor · 10-20-2008, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.

Spect · 10-20-2008, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.

Sell them by the ounce, it's a very exclusive product.

10-20-2008, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.

Well we do drink gold...goldschlager. I don't thin anything you inhale these days are good for you. even Oxygen is getting bad. haha

Sr Mike · 10-20-2008, 05:00 PM

Y'all do not light your gold dipped cigars? I thought we all did that?

VirtualSmitty · 10-20-2008, 05:03 PM

I wonder if it tastes metallic

lenguamor · 10-20-2008, 07:20 PM

Eating gold is safe because your body simply doesn't metabolize it; you simply get valuable poop.

But smoking a heavy metal...not something I would ever do.

10-21-2008, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.

Nicely done sir!!!

10-20-2008, 03:38 PM	#1
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