Random Advice Thread

chippewastud79 · 10-21-2008, 10:12 PM

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

10-21-2008, 10:25 PM

It's easier to get forgiveness than permission. This is what I tell myself every time i make a cigar purchase. I know you know what I'm talking about.

Scottw · 10-21-2008, 10:27 PM

never mow another man's lawn!

Swampper · 10-21-2008, 10:34 PM

Heard this one the other day from an older co-worker. It was new to me.

"If it flies, floats, or fornicates; rent it."

And then there is the 7 Ps.
Surely someone in the Asylum here knows that one...

10-21-2008, 10:53 PM

Never stick your fingers where you wouldn't stick your face.......

Think about it... its good advice....

Mark

10-21-2008, 11:03 PM

Random Joan advice:

- Watch where you put down that hot heat gun; it CAN ignite the oily rag between your feet you just used to catch some dripping gear oil.

- Let your girl drive the boat sometimes.

- 50cal ammo cans make GREAT Barbie Doll play houses!

- Life is too short for regrets, complaining, or bad cigars.

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icehog3 · 10-22-2008, 02:27 AM

Be Excellent to Each Other!

livwire68 · 10-22-2008, 03:33 AM

Never squat with spurs on or pee on the electric fence.

dunng · 10-22-2008, 08:25 AM

Don't eat the yellow snow...

10-22-2008, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Be Excellent to Each Other!

MOST excellent!

[big kiss gif]

10-22-2008, 10:24 AM

If you can't pi$$ off your back porch you're living in the wrong neighborhood.

10-22-2008, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Be Excellent to Each Other!

Bill, my friend.
Yes? Ted, my friend.
This has been a most excellent adventure.

Haha stupid but funny movie

icehog3 · 10-22-2008, 11:46 PM

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

replicant_argent · 10-22-2008, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swampper

Heard this one the other day from an older co-worker. It was new to me.

"If it flies, floats, or fornicates; rent it."

And then there is the 7 Ps.
Surely someone in the Asylum here knows that one...

and for those that don't

PROPER PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE

Wait, that is 6... I must have missed one....

KidRock · 10-22-2008, 08:00 PM

No one dies a virign, life screws us all------very old school criminal justice professor.

DrDubzz · 10-22-2008, 08:02 PM

if you're a guest in someone's home, courtesy flush, truuuust me

kgraybill · 10-22-2008, 08:59 PM

Ya got to kill it before ya can grill it.

schnell987 · 10-22-2008, 09:19 PM

It's good to have goals.

or

Be a doer, not a viewer (my Grandmother always said that).

Never put ANYTHING in writing that you wouldn't want someone else to see.

gettysburgfreak · 10-23-2008, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

and for those that don't

PROPER PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE

Wait, that is 6... I must have missed one....

My poli sci teacher in college said it was the 5 P's

Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance

Swampper · 10-28-2008, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gettysburgfreak

My poli sci teacher in college said it was the 5 P's

Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance

7Ps: PROPER PRIOR PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE

10-21-2008, 10:12 PM	#1
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Random Advice Thread Just because you can, doesn't mean you should __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

10-21-2008, 10:25 PM	#2
Waynegro1 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread It's easier to get forgiveness than permission. This is what I tell myself every time i make a cigar purchase. I know you know what I'm talking about.

10-21-2008, 10:27 PM	#3
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,817 Trading: (6)	Re: Random Advice Thread never mow another man's lawn! __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

10-21-2008, 10:34 PM	#4
Swampper Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Indian Territory Posts: 108 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Heard this one the other day from an older co-worker. It was new to me. "If it flies, floats, or fornicates; rent it." And then there is the 7 Ps. Surely someone in the Asylum here knows that one...

10-21-2008, 10:53 PM	#5
wigg Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Never stick your fingers where you wouldn't stick your face....... Think about it... its good advice.... Mark

10-21-2008, 11:03 PM	#6
Joan Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Random Joan advice: - Watch where you put down that hot heat gun; it CAN ignite the oily rag between your feet you just used to catch some dripping gear oil. - Let your girl drive the boat sometimes. - 50cal ammo cans make GREAT Barbie Doll play houses! - Life is too short for regrets, complaining, or bad cigars. :

10-22-2008, 02:27 AM	#7
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,365 Trading: (60)	Re: Random Advice Thread Be Excellent to Each Other! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-22-2008, 03:33 AM	#8
livwire68 Las Vegas Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the Asylum Posts: 509 Trading: (7)	Re: Random Advice Thread Never squat with spurs on or pee on the electric fence. __________________

10-22-2008, 08:25 AM	#9
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't eat the yellow snow... __________________ MassHole Banter

10-22-2008, 10:24 AM	#11
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread If you can't pi$$ off your back porch you're living in the wrong neighborhood.

10-22-2008, 11:46 PM	#13
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,365 Trading: (60)	Re: Random Advice Thread A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-22-2008, 08:00 PM	#15
KidRock Moped Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Michigan Posts: 947 Trading: (17)	Re: Random Advice Thread No one dies a virign, life screws us all------very old school criminal justice professor.

10-22-2008, 08:02 PM	#16
DrDubzz Formerly RX2010 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: England Posts: 2,203 Trading: (34)	Re: Random Advice Thread if you're a guest in someone's home, courtesy flush, truuuust me

10-22-2008, 08:59 PM	#17
kgraybill Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ken Location: Ellenwood, Georgia Posts: 181 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Ya got to kill it before ya can grill it.

10-22-2008, 09:19 PM	#18
schnell987 Grateful to the 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: Atlanta Posts: 154 Trading: (2)	Re: Random Advice Thread It's good to have goals. or Be a doer, not a viewer (my Grandmother always said that). Never put ANYTHING in writing that you wouldn't want someone else to see. __________________