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Old 03-16-2009, 11:10 AM   #1
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Default The FBI is working and angle

Im sure of it! Got this today.



ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON , D.C. 20535-0001 TEL/FAX 202 386 6756
Website: www.fbi.gov

Reg No: 100731667
Date: March 16, 2009

This is to officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, none officials of Oceanic Bank, none officials of Zenith Bank and some impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation agents and EFCC and ICPC.

During our investigation, it came to our notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contact/Inheritance Payment.

So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in the total amount of $800,000.00 USD which will be deposited into an ATM Card which you will use to withdraw funds anywhere since the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been involved in this transaction, you are now to be rest assured that this transaction is legitimate and completely risk-free as it is our duty to Protect and Serve citizens of the United States of America. All you have to do is immediately contact ATM CARD CENTER via E-mail for instructions on how to procure your Approval Slip which contains details on how to receive and activate your ATM CARD for immediate use to withdraw funds being paid to you.

We have confirmed that the amount required to procure the Approval Slip will cost you a total of $250 USD which will be paid directly to the ATM CARD CENTER agent via Western Union Money Transfer / MoneyGram Money Transfer.

Below, you shall find contact details of the Agent whom will process your transaction.

Dr Michael Woodgate
ATM DEPARTMENT, CITI BANK.
PRIVATE E-MAIL: foreignoperationng@gmail.com
Tele: + 234-1-743 20 01
Fax: + 234-1-759 24 11

Contact Dr Michael Woodgate of the ATM Card Center with the following information:

Full Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Direct Phone Number:
Current Occupation:

Once you have sent the required information to Dr Michael Woodgate he will contact you with instructions on how to make the payment of $250 USD for the Approval Slip after which he will proceed toward delivery of the ATM CARD without any further delay.

You have hereby been authorized/guranteed by the Federal Bureau of Investigation to commence towards completing this transaction, as there shall be NO delay once payment for the Approval Slip has been made to the authorized agent.

Once you have completed payment of $250 to the agent in charge of this transaction, immediately contact us back for more investigation for conformation of your ATM card. The both offices are working 24hours to get this project complete.

Federal Bureau Investigation
Robert S. Mueller III Director,
Director, FBI
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Old 03-16-2009, 11:17 AM   #2
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Woo-hoo, you’re rich!
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Old 03-16-2009, 11:21 AM   #3
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LOL.. those crazy Nigerians
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Old 03-16-2009, 01:52 PM   #4
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apparently The fbi uses gmail now...

The sad thing is they will get a bunch of people doing this.
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:27 PM   #5
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apparently The fbi uses gmail now...
You didn't know that the FBI uses google? It's a powerful weapon!
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:33 PM   #6
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Those crack me up!!
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