It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story

The Professor · 04-04-2009, 11:17 AM

...with one hand because the other hand is busy...

icehog3 · 04-04-2009, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by The Professor

...with one hand because the other hand is busy...

....grab Dave with the hand that isn't choking Technorobo and....

markem · 04-04-2009, 11:51 AM

tell him to take a load off. Little did I know that Dave was in a literal mood. In fact, he ...

SeanGAR · 04-04-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

tell him to take a load off. Little did I know that Dave was in a literal mood. In fact, he ...

took a load off Fannie, as she was delivering the food order, and particularly deftly placed the plate of steaming hot star meat onto the placemat in front of Rushbo.

Rushbo was the first to dig in, using his fork to pull out a fine example of the star meat.

Anon-Y-Mouse reacted in horror, his little nose twitching as he sniffed like a hooker in the bathroom at a Grateful dead concert, "my GOD, you FIEND, thats my Cousin CLEM" he yelled.

Technorobo twitched, blurting out "aplatz hauyt tewe?".

Just as Rushbo was about to speak, a UFO landed in the parking lot outside. Two small green aliens entered the restaurant as everyone stood in shock. The one on the right raised its right hand, pointing directly at Anon-Y-Mouse and said .....

markem · 04-04-2009, 01:46 PM

"How do you do, my name is Sue!"

It turned out that they were a Johnny Cash cover band.

But enough of that. Just at that moment, the side door opened and who would walk in but ...

SeanGAR · 04-04-2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

"How do you do, my name is Sue!"

It turned out that they were a Johnny Cash cover band.

But enough of that. Just at that moment, the side door opened and who would walk in but ...

Fidel Castro himself, supported on one side by ...

Whipper Snapper · 04-04-2009, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SeanGAR

Fidel Castro himself, supported on one side by ...

The Dark Lord. It turns out he was trying to get ahold of a particular habano that was exclusively released to Fidel Castro alone. The two aliens were not amused and proceeded to attack anon-y-mouse exclaiming "You tried attacking our leader, you know, the Howie Mandell look alike and we simply cannot allow such hostility"...

Amidst all of the confusion a loud "SILENCE!!" poured out of the mouth of...

04-04-2009, 11:17 AM	#1
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markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,655 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story tell him to take a load off. Little did I know that Dave was in a literal mood. In fact, he ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-04-2009, 01:46 PM	#5
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,655 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story "How do you do, my name is Sue!" It turned out that they were a Johnny Cash cover band. But enough of that. Just at that moment, the side door opened and who would walk in but ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx