Poetry Cornered

icehog3 · 04-08-2009, 03:51 PM

Sitting with the Queen having tea,
She asked "Do you fart when you pee?",
I thought for a bit,
And asked "Do you belch when you sh#t?",
And thought that was quite clever of me.

04-08-2009, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Sitting with the Queen having tea,
She asked "Do you fart when you pee?",
I thought for a bit,
And asked "Do you belch when you sh#t?",
And thought that was quite clever of me.

You, sir, are the Tennyson to my Coleridge!

WildBlueSooner · 04-08-2009, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Sitting with the Queen having tea,
She asked "Do you fart when you pee?",
I thought for a bit,
And asked "Do you belch when you sh#t?",
And thought that was quite clever of me.

To answer your questions Tom, yes and yes!

Starscream · 04-09-2009, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Sitting with the Queen having tea,
She asked "Do you fart when you pee?",
I thought for a bit,
And asked "Do you belch when you sh#t?",
And thought that was quite clever of me.

Nice.

04-08-2009, 03:51 PM	#1
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,081 Trading: (60)	Re: Poetry Cornered Sitting with the Queen having tea, She asked "Do you fart when you pee?", I thought for a bit, And asked "Do you belch when you sh#t?", And thought that was quite clever of me. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!