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[renton20]

Originally Posted by opus

The older I get, the smarter my dad becomes. He is the smartest man I know. Virtually eveything he ever told me turned out to be true.

On that note,

When I was sixteen, my father was the most ignorant man in the world. By the time I reached 21, I was surprised at how much he had learned in five years
-Mark Twain

[Steve]

That's amazing, I have had the exact same experience!

Originally Posted by renton20

On that note,

When I was sixteen, my father was the most ignorant man in the world. By the time I reached 21, I was surprised at how much he had learned in five years
-Mark Twain

[SvilleKid]

Government that can give you everything can take it all away.

Murphy was an optimist!!!

Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone. (know this one by personal experience)

[ca21455]

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Here is something my Great Grandmother told my little brother when he got in trouble for stuff his "friends" would do.

If you run with the wolves you howl with the wolves.

[CBI_2]

Your actions are speaking so loudly I can't hear what your saying.

Beauty is only skin-deep but ugly goes to the bone.

Failure teaches success as long as you are willing to learn from it and don't stop trying.

Ignorance can be corrected but stupidity is permanent.

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

[Squid]

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill in the same night!

[ucla695]

Insanity - doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
- Ben Franklin