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Ok now it doesnt happen much here but with my new office, I havent seen this much bad grammer in such a long time, SO! here are the big ones, feel free to add to the list:
Broke-Its broke. No its not its broken, you BROKE it. Eye-talian- um no. You dont go to Eye-taly do you? Seen-you didnt seen crap! you saw it. It can be seen, or it was seen, but you didnt seen anything going along with that--nothing-as in I didnt seen nothing, first off you didnt seen ANYTHING and second off you did SEE anything. GRR also abbrevations: useless ones. like Debit Card to DC. really? are you that lazy? l8tr--is this even a word? learn to type. I actually got a resume the yesterday, that had a cover letter on it. First line: 2 whom it may concern. wow... alright so what bugs you? |
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Apparently, somebody's cell mate was not very kind to them
![]() The internet and texting has led to this shortcut language. My daughter's drive me nuts with it.
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Have My Own Room
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I think I'm normal...
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So you say it Eetalean? Maybe we should clear up the pronunciation of vagina and vaginal while we're at it
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YNWA
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I think I'm normal...
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Or they don't use apostrophes
(I hope I spelled that right)
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I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last. |
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im hungry...
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awesome, nice pete...
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A Person that says something cant be done, shouldn't interrupt me actually EFFing doing it!
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meh its been a long day
it was supposed to be the other day not the yesterday. and i wasnt saying spelling! just Grammar!
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Admiral Douchebag
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That would be pronunciation, not grammar.
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Mila smoked my cigar
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I's hatin da bad gramma.
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Have My Own Room
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![]() The old saying goes; "Understand what I mean not what I say."
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Still Watching My Back
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I'm nuts for the place
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Yes! I can't think of the times I have seen people complain about grammar, only spell words wrong, leave out punctuation, etc. Believe me it annoys me sometimes as well, but I would never start a thread about, at least without triple checking all of my "grammer" and spelling.
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