Allow me to be a grammer nazi for a while

Starscream · 04-22-2009, 07:48 PM

I be's a ninth grade grammer teecher, but I hates using me some proper grammer when I talk. I's gots me a Southern dialect and is proud of it.
I do use proper grammar when talking in many situations, (such as when speaking in a professional setting, church, and in business matters) but I turn the dialect back on when I'm around friends and family. I guess that makes me bi-dialectal.

BTW, if Eye-talian is the way that Archie Bunker says it, then it must be the correct usage.

chippewastud79 · 04-22-2009, 07:55 PM

^^^the key is t o just tpye as fast s u can withot punctution or spleling and hope people can figuer it out

Starscream · 04-22-2009, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79

^^^the key is t o just tpye as fast s u can withot punctution or spleling and hope people can figuer it out

That's drunk dialect. I guess this makes me tri-dialectal!

chippewastud79 · 04-22-2009, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland

That's drunk dialect. I guess this makes me tri-dialectal!

Thats just the way some people seem to type around here. No capitals and no attention to spelling or what they are actually writing, makes it worthless to try to follow some folks posts.

germantown rob · 04-23-2009, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79

Thats just the way some people seem to type around here. No capitals and no attention to spelling or what they are actually writing, makes it worthless to try to follow some folks posts.

r u shure tis how theyd wight tit, or tis tit wut theyd wight.?!

I think my grammar and spell checker just died.

Da Klugs · 04-23-2009, 08:52 AM

epiphany time for the punctuation challenged here im giving up on all attempts at punctuation its obvious that trying is not enough for many and the pain involved for those of us who are challenged in this area who try our best is just too great in the face of the lack of understanding by those blessed with the ability to just know when to use commas colons semi colons etc
freedom thank you its like a great weight has been lifted

Whee · 04-23-2009, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Da Klugs

epiphany time for the punctuation challenged here im giving up on all attempts at punctuation its obvious that trying is not enough for many and the pain involved for those of us who are challenged in this area who try our best is just too great in the face of the lack of understanding by those blessed with the ability to just know when to use commas colons semi colons etc
freedom thank you its like a great weight has been lifted

OMGROTFLMAO that is 2 funny! i guess; we should try to type better, but I Will work. On this l8r? My grammer aint 2 good: but try2 do gooder for u doodz who get. MAd!

I think I just heard someone's head explode...

04-22-2009, 07:48 PM	#1
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Allow me to be a grammer nazi for a while I be's a ninth grade grammer teecher, but I hates using me some proper grammer when I talk. I's gots me a Southern dialect and is proud of it. I do use proper grammar when talking in many situations, (such as when speaking in a professional setting, church, and in business matters) but I turn the dialect back on when I'm around friends and family. I guess that makes me bi-dialectal. BTW, if Eye-talian is the way that Archie Bunker says it, then it must be the correct usage. __________________ Insert quote here.

04-22-2009, 07:55 PM	#2
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Allow me to be a grammer nazi for a while ^^^the key is t o just tpye as fast s u can withot punctution or spleling and hope people can figuer it out __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

04-23-2009, 08:52 AM	#6
Da Klugs Juan of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Right here Posts: 4,222 Trading: (8)	Re: Allow me to be a grammer nazi for a while epiphany time for the punctuation challenged here im giving up on all attempts at punctuation its obvious that trying is not enough for many and the pain involved for those of us who are challenged in this area who try our best is just too great in the face of the lack of understanding by those blessed with the ability to just know when to use commas colons semi colons etc freedom thank you its like a great weight has been lifted __________________ Communities Not Commodities. Punctuation challenged, but trying. Proud winner of phase 1 of the Weight loss contest