Some great dirty jokes!

WildBlueSooner · 04-23-2009, 04:35 PM

One day a brunette and a blond,whom are very good friends are walking down the street and talking. Suddenly the brunettes husband walks up to her and hands her a thing of flowers,kisses her,then drives back home. The blonde friend looks at the brunette and says,"god you're so lucky,he must really love you. the way he always brings you flowers." to which the brunette reply's, "Do you know what I have to do for those flowers? I have to lay on my back every night,24/7 with my legs spread wide open and in the air." The blonde,rather confused replied, "can't you just get a vase?"

Whee · 04-23-2009, 05:55 PM

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem with my johnson."

Doc says, "Drop your pants, let's take a look."
The man drops his pants and the doctor is surprised to see a neon orange appendage. "I think we'll need to cut it off," says the Doc.

Well, the man was not having any of that so off he went to get a second opinion. Unfortunately he got the same response.

At the third doctor, however, the doc asked him, "What do you do at you job?" "oh, I'm unemployed," replied the man.

"Well, what do you do all day?"

"Oh I just sit around all day watching adult movies and eating cheetos..."

Genetic Defect · 04-29-2009, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

I go to the doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem with my johnson."

Doc says, "Drop your pants, let's take a look."
I drops my pants and the doctor is surprised to see a neon orange appendage. "I think we'll need to cut it off," says the Doc.

Well, I was not having any of that so off I went to get a second opinion. Unfortunately I got the same response.

At the third doctor, however, the doc asked me, "What do you do at you job?" "oh, I'm unemployed," I replied.

"Well, what do you do all day?"

"Oh I just sit around all day watching adult movies and eating cheetos..."

Whee · 04-29-2009, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Vito

Hey, now.

How did you know?

Genetic Defect · 04-29-2009, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

Hey, now.

How did you know?

small circle, big mouths

Whee · 04-29-2009, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vito

small circle, big mouths

That must have been the vision that made you try to scratch your eyes out.

Genetic Defect · 04-29-2009, 06:40 PM

sad but true

04-23-2009, 04:35 PM	#1
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Some great dirty jokes! One day a brunette and a blond,whom are very good friends are walking down the street and talking. Suddenly the brunettes husband walks up to her and hands her a thing of flowers,kisses her,then drives back home. The blonde friend looks at the brunette and says,"god you're so lucky,he must really love you. the way he always brings you flowers." to which the brunette reply's, "Do you know what I have to do for those flowers? I have to lay on my back every night,24/7 with my legs spread wide open and in the air." The blonde,rather confused replied, "can't you just get a vase?" __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

04-23-2009, 05:55 PM	#2
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,593 Trading: (17)	Re: Some great dirty jokes! A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem with my johnson." Doc says, "Drop your pants, let's take a look." The man drops his pants and the doctor is surprised to see a neon orange appendage. "I think we'll need to cut it off," says the Doc. Well, the man was not having any of that so off he went to get a second opinion. Unfortunately he got the same response. At the third doctor, however, the doc asked him, "What do you do at you job?" "oh, I'm unemployed," replied the man. "Well, what do you do all day?" "Oh I just sit around all day watching adult movies and eating cheetos..." __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary Last edited by Whee; 04-23-2009 at 05:59 PM. Reason: damn filter...

04-29-2009, 06:40 PM	#7
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,204 Trading: (5)	Re: Some great dirty jokes! sad but true __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone