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05-01-2009, 10:17 AM
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Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
(419): I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to d!ck slap a girl.
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05-01-2009, 10:20 AM
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(212): ??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
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05-01-2009, 10:22 AM
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(709): i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
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05-01-2009, 10:23 AM
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ugh....now I'm addicted to it again....I can't stop
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05-01-2009, 10:26 AM
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Dude!
You're killin me with these!!!
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05-01-2009, 10:27 AM
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05-08-2009, 06:16 AM
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I couldn't help but revive this thread...
(321): I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
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05-08-2009, 06:17 AM
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(917): omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
(310): Whats your twitter name
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