Let's talk about gnomes...

MedicCook · 05-01-2009, 09:16 PM

Get one of those wooden owl's for it to play with.

MajorCaptSilly · 05-01-2009, 09:20 PM

Garden Gnomes have been plotting world domination for many years. I have chronicled my war with the Gnomes on alt.smokers.pipes.

MCS

Texan in Mexico · 05-01-2009, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

Garden Gnomes have been plotting world domination for many years. I have chronicled my war with the Gnomes on alt.smokers.pipes.

MCS

Some have been known to drive black Suburbans. I bet they are band that Black Band Project!

bonjing · 05-01-2009, 09:20 PM

give it a cigar

ucla695 · 05-01-2009, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bonjing

give it a cigar

That's why he was staring at me!! He wants to partake of the forbidden leaf.. I'm going to reach into the Stinky and duct tape a nub to him. Better yet, I think he wants a Chico. Do I have to light it for him?

He still haunts me.

taltos · 05-02-2009, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ucla695

That's why he was staring at me!! He wants to partake of the forbidden leaf.. I'm going to reach into the Stinky and duct tape a nub to him. Better yet, I think he wants a Chico. Do I have to light it for him?

He still haunts me.

Gnomes only smoke Cremosas. This is why they are so mean and dangerous.

gnukfu · 05-02-2009, 04:56 AM

Lisa, my wife, has decided she likes gnomes. I have gnomes all over the yard, a gnome bench arrived yesterday, but I do love my Red Sox gnome!....reminds me of Dustin Pedroia!

05-02-2009, 05:19 AM

One day your going to go out and your dog will be missing and you'll see this.

Never talk bad about them.

ucla695 · 05-02-2009, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by gnukfu

Lisa, my wife, has decided she likes gnomes. I have gnomes all over the yard, a gnome bench arrived yesterday, but I do love my Red Sox gnome!....reminds me of Dustin Pedroia!

I could live with a Sox gnome!

Has Dustin made the jump from gnomedome to the humanity?

05-01-2009, 09:16 PM	#1
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Let's talk about gnomes... Get one of those wooden owl's for it to play with. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

05-01-2009, 09:20 PM	#2
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Let's talk about gnomes... Garden Gnomes have been plotting world domination for many years. I have chronicled my war with the Gnomes on alt.smokers.pipes. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

05-01-2009, 09:20 PM	#4
bonjing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,023 Trading: (39)	Re: Let's talk about gnomes... give it a cigar

05-02-2009, 04:56 AM	#7
gnukfu I like cigars Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: George Location: Massholia Posts: 1,466 Trading: (27)	Re: Let's talk about gnomes... Lisa, my wife, has decided she likes gnomes. I have gnomes all over the yard, a gnome bench arrived yesterday, but I do love my Red Sox gnome!....reminds me of Dustin Pedroia! __________________ Curious George

05-02-2009, 05:19 AM	#8
leasingthisspace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Let's talk about gnomes... One day your going to go out and your dog will be missing and you'll see this. Never talk bad about them.