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Old 06-15-2009, 06:44 PM   #1
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Dude, stand up tell her that your the man and what you say go's!!! then pull out the playboys and a bottle of jergens and have a good night, because you'll be spending the night by yourself. trust me she comme back...maby
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:25 PM   #2
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Dude, stand up tell her that your the man and what you say go's!!! then pull out the playboys and a bottle of jergens and have a good night, because you'll be spending the night by yourself. trust me she comme back...maby
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:57 AM   #3
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David, you have to dig/think deeper in order to understand. She wasn't pissed at where she was eating, she was pissed she was eating a breakfast sammich and not an ice cream sammich. Been there, done that. Enjoy!
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:29 AM   #4
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Best thing in life you can find is a woman who is well grounded and practical. No issues will ever arise that you can't work out quickly and to both party's satisfaction.



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