Desert Island Cigar

[Zanaspus]

Originally Posted by The Poet

Point of order, sir - is this greater power gonna supply me with a source of fire too? As any ancient Attic can tell you, the gods love to torture mere mortals - just ask Tantalus. If that's the case, I'll take Phillies Blunt banana - then there'd be no temptation.

I actually thought of that a while after I wrote the scenario.

Yes, plenty of fire for all the standing rib roasts dropped from the sky