My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.

shilala · 09-17-2009, 04:30 PM

The last new one didn't work out. This one has a cigar indian.
So far it's been heaven.
Check it out.

T.G · 09-17-2009, 04:32 PM

Yes, but does she herf?

shilala · 09-17-2009, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

Yes, but does she herf?

A gentleman doesn't tell.

rrplasencia · 09-17-2009, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

A gentleman doesn't tell.

so there's not gonna be a problem then

gettysburgfreak · 09-17-2009, 04:42 PM

Cigar indians are badass. A girl that has a cigar indian even more badass

hotreds · 09-17-2009, 04:45 PM

Sounds like the title of a song!

T.G · 09-17-2009, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

A gentleman doesn't tell.

LOL.

No sexual implications meant by the question brother.

rrplasencia · 09-17-2009, 04:33 PM

girl with a cigar indian

icehog3 · 09-17-2009, 04:47 PM

Sure beats herpes, Scott!

kelmac07 · 09-17-2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Sure beats herpes, Scott!

Spit my drink out on that one Tom.

kenstogie · 09-17-2009, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Sure beats herpes, Scott!

I suppose you are right Tom. That's funny chit.

And a girl with a cigar store indian is def bad ass?

kenstogie · 09-18-2009, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by kenstogie

I suppose you are right Tom. That's funny chit.

And a girl with a cigar store indian is def bad ass?

Forgive my puntuation (and spilling!) I meant to put a exclamation point! Not a question mark!
My lady doesn't really smoke but she site with me when I do and it's great!

shilala · 09-17-2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by aich75013

Does it light up or something?
I noticed the power supply behind it.

I don't think so. I really didn't look it over too much. I was a bit preoccupied.

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Originally Posted by Spitnchew

The REAL question is, Does she KNOW it's a cigar Indian?

Yes, she does.
It's actually her second one. The first one was a giant ceramic one and one of the kids broke it. This guy is the replacement.
I was just on the phone with her and told her about the thread and asked if it was wood, cause it really looks authentic. She said she didn't know, but she didn't think so.
Regardless, it looks like the real deal. It's only about three feet tall. I'd say it's a midget cigar indian, but Darrell will probably go into convulsions.

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Originally Posted by bigloo

Is this a wierd Jerry Macquire thing where JErry fell for the kid? You falling in love with the Cigar Indian and not the women? Does the cigar Indian complete you Scott?

It's funny you asked that, Lu. We were talking one day, and she asked about football, and I launched into a sports thing. She told me "You had me at football."
She loves our Steelers.

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Sure beats herpes, Scott!

You betcha. I'm relieved. I never had herpes before, but I can't imagine it's any worse than a Padilla Miami.

Mark · 09-17-2009, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

You betcha. I'm relieved. I never had herpes before, but I can't imagine it's any worse than a Padilla Miami.

Great, Scott.

Now I need to go clean off my monitor

dunng · 09-17-2009, 04:50 PM

Nice!

09-17-2009, 04:51 PM

I'd appreciate it if you would call him a Cigar Native American.

kthxbai.

DPD6030 · 09-17-2009, 05:21 PM

Great Indian Scott

but does she buy you cigars.

captain53 · 09-17-2009, 05:26 PM

I was wondering why you have been really quiet for the past week or so, must be the Indian~

timo · 09-17-2009, 05:33 PM

The REAL question is, Does she KNOW it's a cigar Indian?

GreekGodX · 09-17-2009, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DPD6030

Great Indian Scott

but does she buy you cigars.

Real question, will she buy me cigars?

Just remember the cigar Indian isn't going to keep you warm in bed at night. He will be stealing your cigars as retribution

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