Smell of smoking

[slickster81]

Originally Posted by TheTraveler

I second the General Tso's !

As for the smoking I say this: smoke the cigar and air the house out, then when she walks in the door say "Hey baby, I missed you. Oh, and I smoked in the house while you were gone. See, it doesn't smell as bad as we feared it would since I aired the place out for an hour. I think I'll smoke outside like normal except on game days. During the game I'll be smoking in my recliner." Then give her a kiss, a smack on the backside, and say "Oh, while you're in the kitchen will you grab me a beer please? Thanks."

What are we smokin' at his funeral? I want to be prepared

[TheTraveler]

Originally Posted by slickster81

What are we smokin' at his funeral? I want to be prepared

My theory is you always aim for more than you actually want. That way after negotiations you end up with exactly what you wanted instead of less!

Originally Posted by TheTraveler

My theory is you always aim for more than you actually want. That way after negotiations you end up with exactly what you wanted instead of less!

My logic as well.

[CigarDisciple]

Just thought about something, if she makes more money than you, fess up, tell her it will never happen again. If you make more than her, tell her your the man of the house and you'll smoke wherever and whenever you want to and then run like hell LOL