I'm free - Page 2

Whee · 10-06-2009, 01:05 PM

Congrats. Now let's hope you learned your lesson.

icehog3 · 10-06-2009, 01:36 PM

Hope this is the start of better things to come, Don.

acarr · 10-06-2009, 01:38 PM

Congratulations, now you can go to the cigar bar all day, come home smelling like a chimney and nobody will say a word!

10-06-2009, 01:48 PM

Anybody have his (catfish's) addy, I smell the fumes of a engine and the squeaking of ammo doors so to speak.

10-06-2009, 02:32 PM

Thanks for all of the good advice (especially the one about the hooker). I knew that this day was coming but now that It's here, I feel kind of lost.

GreekGodX · 10-06-2009, 02:43 PM

Get some friends together, have a smoke and a few drinks(if you want). Just enjoy some good conversation and enjoy freedom. Soak it all in Don. It feels great.

OLS · 10-06-2009, 02:49 PM

Let's define FREE. Do you owe her money each month?
Can she call you anytime "She feels like talking"?
Are there kids involved who will be splitting time?

Freedom isn't free. This is not what they meant, but it sure is a catch all phrase.

If your answer to the above questions was NO each time, congratulations, you are free.

wrench turner 85 · 10-06-2009, 03:06 PM

take a couple of days off work and get wasted and pick up some womrens at the bar.

ade06 · 10-06-2009, 03:13 PM

Take a trip to Brazil!

acarr · 10-06-2009, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ade06

Take a trip to Brazil!

That could be hazardous to your health.

Skywalker · 10-06-2009, 03:25 PM

Get hitched!!! J/K

Smoke something nice and take it all in... then let it out!!!

ValorBali41 · 10-06-2009, 03:26 PM

Set up an ultimate relax day at home. Put a cooler in front of the t.v., your Humi, any foods, a case of beer (your choice), and the remote. Watch t.v. for hours on end, smoke, and drink! Your a free man, time to kick back for a good 18 hours

10-06-2009, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS

Let's define FREE. Do you owe her money each month?
Can she call you anytime "She feels like talking"?
Are there kids involved who will be splitting time?

Freedom isn't free. This is not what they meant, but it sure is a catch all phrase.

If your answer to the above questions was NO each time, congratulations, you are free.

NO
NO
NO
I asked my lawyer how we did. She said "better than most men end up with".
enough said

10-06-2009, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wrench turner 85

take a couple of days off work and get wasted and pick up some womrens at the bar.

What's a "womrens"?

yourchoice · 10-06-2009, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catfish2

What's a "womrens"?

A small farm animal, most like a sheep.

Best of luck with everything.

ValorBali41 · 10-06-2009, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catfish2

NO
NO
NO
I asked my lawyer how we did. She said "better than most men end up with".
enough said

DIRECT DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF DIVORCE:
(Latin)- To rip a man's genitals out through his wallet.

Good thing you made out better

10-07-2009, 05:01 AM

With everything that I've been going threw lately, I've had a pounding headache for the last two weeks. This morning I feel a little better. Hopefully things are starting to clear up.

Tio Gato · 10-07-2009, 07:51 AM

The reason divorces are so expensive is because they're worth it.

Now go find a nice girl who's daddy owns a cigar store!

acarr · 10-07-2009, 09:20 AM

There was a great quote and I don't remember who it was from and it said something to the effect of "You never really know a woman until you have met her in court"

JJG · 10-07-2009, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catfish2

Thanks for all of the good advice (especially the one about the hooker). I knew that this day was coming but now that It's here, I feel kind of lost.

I've felt this way once before. was happy to be out of the relationship but a little lonely in the evenings. Try to stay busy with friends if you can. Sometimes if I was bored and wanted to chat, I'd talk to people here at the asylum. In fact I still do this occasionally, lots of great people here.

The best advice I can give is to spend some time alone. It may be quiet around the house, but in my experience it's not a good idea to start looking for a new companion just yet. Internet, cigars and maybe a little wine are the best medicine for loneliness.

10-06-2009, 01:05 PM	#21
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,593 Trading: (17)	Re: I'm free Congrats. Now let's hope you learned your lesson. __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

10-06-2009, 01:36 PM	#22
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,263 Trading: (60)	Re: I'm free Hope this is the start of better things to come, Don. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-06-2009, 01:38 PM	#23
acarr Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,307 Trading: (34)	Re: I'm free Congratulations, now you can go to the cigar bar all day, come home smelling like a chimney and nobody will say a word!

10-06-2009, 01:48 PM	#24
Lensjockie Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I'm free Anybody have his (catfish's) addy, I smell the fumes of a engine and the squeaking of ammo doors so to speak.

10-06-2009, 02:32 PM	#25
catfish2 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I'm free Thanks for all of the good advice (especially the one about the hooker). I knew that this day was coming but now that It's here, I feel kind of lost.

10-06-2009, 02:43 PM	#26
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,894 Trading: (82)	Re: I'm free Get some friends together, have a smoke and a few drinks(if you want). Just enjoy some good conversation and enjoy freedom. Soak it all in Don. It feels great. __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

10-06-2009, 02:49 PM	#27
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: I'm free Let's define FREE. Do you owe her money each month? Can she call you anytime "She feels like talking"? Are there kids involved who will be splitting time? Freedom isn't free. This is not what they meant, but it sure is a catch all phrase. If your answer to the above questions was NO each time, congratulations, you are free.

10-06-2009, 03:06 PM	#28
wrench turner 85 I'm the Ocho Cinco! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 276 Trading: (0)	Re: I'm free take a couple of days off work and get wasted and pick up some womrens at the bar. __________________ dam you party liquor

10-06-2009, 03:13 PM	#29
ade06 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ade Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,190 Trading: (24)	Re: I'm free Take a trip to Brazil!

10-06-2009, 03:25 PM	#31
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: I'm free Get hitched!!! J/K Smoke something nice and take it all in... then let it out!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

10-06-2009, 03:26 PM	#32
ValorBali41 Weekend in Monaco Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 103 Trading: (0)	Re: I'm free Set up an ultimate relax day at home. Put a cooler in front of the t.v., your Humi, any foods, a case of beer (your choice), and the remote. Watch t.v. for hours on end, smoke, and drink! Your a free man, time to kick back for a good 18 hours

10-07-2009, 05:01 AM	#37
catfish2 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I'm free With everything that I've been going threw lately, I've had a pounding headache for the last two weeks. This morning I feel a little better. Hopefully things are starting to clear up.

10-07-2009, 07:51 AM	#38
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,079 Trading: (11)	Re: I'm free The reason divorces are so expensive is because they're worth it. Now go find a nice girl who's daddy owns a cigar store! __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

10-07-2009, 09:20 AM	#39
acarr Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,307 Trading: (34)	Re: I'm free There was a great quote and I don't remember who it was from and it said something to the effect of "You never really know a woman until you have met her in court"